Mayfair
When the door of the booth closed, I found myself in pitch darkness. After a moment, I reached to open the door again, thinking the booth had malfunctioned, but the door didn't seem to be there anymore. It also seemed like the seat of the booth had vanished, along with the floor. In fact, the entire booth had vanished, and I was floating in black nothingness.
Well, finding Mayfair was turning out to be as weird as the rest of the crap that had been going on lately.
I floated awhile before an image began appearing, the kind of afterimage that is imprinted on your eyes after staring at a bright light, but quickly became realistic and
Home and away again
Forty-eight hours after walking out of the desert, I found myself standing with Van Zandt on an odd street corner in one of the newly opened realities on the edge of Congeries space.
The intervening two days had been quite full. I'd intended to get to Grin's place immediately, but the call of a good night's sleep at my place in Paedarc had overrode that impulse. I'd showered, slept, showered again, burned the remnants of clothes I'd walked the desert in, showered a third time, then made my way to the bar. The welcome from Grin and Van Zandt was equal parts 'we're glad to see you' and 'where the hell has your dumb-ass bee
The Long Walk
Even through my dark goggles, the glare of the desert would burn my eyes when the sun was high. From rise to set, the sun would force my eyes into a tight squint and make them water. By the end of each day, each side of my face would have a line of salt running down it, marking the path my tears had taken. The heat of the sand rose through my boots and scorched my feet, and every breath was like inhaling fire while the sun was up. Time was broken not by seconds and minutes, but by single trudging steps taken up and down the slopes of vast sand dunes. For days I had followed the silent man through the desert, maybe weeks. I had
Thoughts on troubles
I don't know what was kept in the bag before it had been put over my head, but I counted myself lucky it hadn't been anything too stenchful. The ropes around my wrists and the manner I was being transported were both relatively comfortable, too. The Sig Nomad might have not been sure they could trust me, but at least they weren't making the experience of being taken to see their local commander more painful than it had to be. I sat, eyes blinded and wrists bound, in what, from the sound, seemed to be a horse drawn conveyance, listening to the men guarding me chat companionably about this and that, sprinkling insults on t
The Blind Lady's place
The fortune teller Sachiko sent me to was not at all what I expected.
I'd hit the Sanctum of the Blind Lady directly after finishing business at Pendross' shop. The old man behind the counter had been fascinated by my left hand. He'd insisted on opening the whole thing up, kept muttering technical specs and oohing and aahing as he looked through its innards. I'd practically had to pry the thing out of his hands when I wanted to leave; he'd wanted to keep the thing for a night so he could take it apart. When he'd let go of it, sighing with regret, and asked me to do him the kindness of bringing it to him if the hand sh
Talk to the hand
The sign on the shop had 'Pendross Cybernetic and Bionic' in basic, blocky script. I stood in a shaded doorway across the road from the shop, one who's faded paint and dusty windows seemed to say it hadn't been used in a while. I'd been watching Pendross' door for ten minutes or so, holding my left fist, clenching and unchlenching, in my right hand. I didn't want to cross the street. I didn't want to go in.
I had come to Pendross' because Sachiko had said the owner might be able to tell me something about the prosthetic metal hand I wore on the end of my left arm. This suggestion had come after I had mentioned that I didn't
Starting homeward
Three days after Sachiko found me on the deck of the Void Dog, we made port in Cobo Landing. For all three days, I had been feeling the occasional pull of a Stepping point as the spheres of different realities had revolved past the deep ship. Sachiko had found it very interesting, and had begun talking about the uses of having someone with dimension hopping skill as part of an exploratory crew. In the normal course of events, Sachiko would have had to 'land' the Void Dog in an unexplored dimension to find out anything about it, and actually finding the proper entry point was hit or miss, at best. But I could feel when Stepp
The hands of Yendin Baddo
The next three days sailing the obsidian deeps on board the Void Dog saw great improvement in my physical condition under the ministrations of Sachiko. She was a fascinating woman, and was apparently descended from a long line of 'deep sailors', as they called themselves. I gathered that they looked upon people who traveled the dimensions only by using gates as hopelessly limited, never really knowing the wonders that existed in the rich vastness that was accessible to them, and thought only slightly more highly of those like myself, who could Step across realities under our own power. A ship like the Void Dog could
The Void Dog
The first thing that I became aware of while gradually returning to consciousness was the sound of creaking wood. Then there was the feeling of my weight shifting back and forth, in time with the creaking.
Various parts of my body were telling me that I was not in perfect condition. My left arm wouldn't move at all, and it was obvious from how it lay that I wasn't wearing my hand. There was a stretch of my right side, from below the ribs to the knee, where I was pretty sure I'd lost more than a little flesh. The ankle on that side didn't feel right, either, and the last two fingers on my right hand were braced as though they'd
A little slice of terror
The place I landed was dark, dank, and smelled of decay. There were no walls in sight, only oily shadows occasionally interrupted by massive pillars of crudely cut greenish, dank stone. The pillars rose out of sight, vanishing into darkness that was punctuated, but not illuminated, by leprous whitish green lights that oozed through the sky like diseased fireflies. Disturbing shapes moved and slid in and out of my peripheral vision, vanishing when I turned to face them.
A loud, horrible dragging, tearing sound came from the inky patch ahead of me. As I watched, seven rubbery phalanges flung themselves towards me, lat
Mayfair
When the door of the booth closed, I found myself in pitch darkness. After a moment, I reached to open the door again, thinking the booth had malfunctioned, but the door didn't seem to be there anymore. It also seemed like the seat of the booth had vanished, along with the floor. In fact, the entire booth had vanished, and I was floating in black nothingness.
Well, finding Mayfair was turning out to be as weird as the rest of the crap that had been going on lately.
I floated awhile before an image began appearing, the kind of afterimage that is imprinted on your eyes after staring at a bright light, but quickly became realistic and
Chapter 1 It all started at a card game...
Some people swear by card games like Dragon Poker, or Cripple Mr. Onion, or Damage, even Double Fanucci. Some people play Pyramid, or Tall Card; hell, Ive known some who swear Cups is the greatest game ever invented. Personally, I like my games a little more basic. Blackjack works for me; War; and I have taken part in some very lucrative rounds of Combat 52 Pick-Up. Won an enchanted sword at that last one, one fine night.
But when Im in the Gambling Hell, I play Hi-Low. Well, I bet on Hi-Low. The actual game is as simple as can be. Two to four players take turns drawing off a standard d
Ch. 2 - In which I am chased by werewolves
I ran as fast as I could. I had been running for quite a while, so that was not very fast, but I was still moving. The pack of werewolves that was following me made sure of that.
They werent really werewolves, not in the classic sense. This particular Earth parallel had found its destruction at the hands of a plague that killed most of the population and drastically reduced the intelligence of the survivors. The few who were still alive had become feral creatures and responded badly to anyone that entered their territory. I had entered their territory. Now, I was prey.
Normally, I wouldn
Ch. 3 - In which spoils are divided and drinks spoiled
I figured I owed Automatic Jack a drink. Given that he'd been taken hostage while collecting money for me on bets I wasn't supposed to be making, and threatened with death as a way to force me to do something I really didn't want to do, it seemed like the gentlemanly thing to do.
So, immediately after handing a still warm, severed arm to the bastard who had been the cause of all of this, he and I made Grindlebone's our destination.
I call Jack a he, but it wasn't because of any obvious sexual characteristics on his part. Automatic Jack wasn't a flesh and blood creature, but an autonomo
Ch. 4 The Unfortunate Gunmen
There was a quiet moment, after the two large men with the equally large weapons had made sure that Jack and I were the only occupants of the small room they'd just burst into. In that quiet moment, I blinked.
Two eyes closed, but three eyes opened.
My third eye, centered low on my forehead just above my eyebrow ridges, combined with my normal sight to show me a world on fire, where the men in front of me were composed of knots or writhing energy, and the walls composed of flowing luminescence. And through the glowing walls, I could see the corridor outside, where three more men, armed like the pair facing me.
Ch 5 Heading home
Jack, as much as I'd like to spend the evening drinking enough to make Grindlebone regret giving us an open tab, I think I've had just about enough for one day. I'm going to go home and pray nothing else exciting happens on the way.
Jack was of the mind that he needed to soak up some more of the high-end, oil-based drinks Grindlebone kept in stock for his metallic customers. He also wanted to talk to Grin. Our friend was no doubt overseeing the interview his people were conducting with the five unfortunate gunmen who had threatened us, to obtain answers to a number of questions, first and foremost of which wa
Ch 6 Me and the Hand
I'd picked up the building I live in for a song after working a little deal with another Free Roamer pal of mine a couple of years ago. It's conveniently off the beaten path, in Paedarc's industrial section, so by the time I got there, shortly before sundown, the area was deserted. Part of the reason I'd taken it was a faded sign on one of the outside walls which said the building was occupied by the Handred Company.
I let myself in the door under the sign, and took a quick look around the first floor before heading up the stairs to where I lived. Wouldn't want to be surprised by a squatter in the middle of the night,
Bump in the night
There was something odd about the person in the long coat, standing a few yards away from us in the huge room with the concrete floor. A long black duster, buttoned up to the neck and with its hem brushing the floor, hid their entire body, and a wide brimmed hat cast an impenetrable shadow over everything but their jaw and mouth. There didn't seem to be anything I could see that was out of the ordinary about them, but it almost seemed like some sort of disconcerting energy was rolling off of them in waves.
Runcible Hand. The words that came out of its mouth, for I was suddenly certain the figure in front of me
Working out the percentages
I walked through the door of Grindlebone's bar just after noon. When I checked with the nearest bartender, he/she/it told me that her boss was expecting me. A small floating light was produced, and I was told it would lead me to wherever Grin was. I was also warned not to go wandering off on my own. Not that I was inclined to; I hadn't made friends with Grin by abusing his good nature.
I had expected to be led up to his office, but the light first took me through an obscure, semi-hidden door, and then down into the bowels of the building. Even if I had been paying attention, I doubt I would have remembered all of
Stories for Jack
Automatic Jack was sitting at the front bar, chatting with Van Zandt, when I came back up from making the deal with Grindlebone. Van Zandt is Grin's partner, in a number of different senses of the word, so, even though his name's on the door, it's her bar as much as his. She has some strong Asian genes in her make-up, and tops Grin by a couple of inches, although her thin build makes her seem a bit smaller. Number of individuals have made the assumption that Van Zandt is less dangerous than Grin, but they only do it once. Grindlebone's size keeps people from starting things around him, but Van Zandt is actually quite prepare
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